🎙️ Episode 105: Why Relationships Are Terrifying: Navigating What Women Really Want
🎙️ Episode 105: Why Relationships Are Terrifying: Navigating What Women Really Want
💀 Love, Communication & Trying Not to Throat-Punch Your Partner Before 8 A.M.
Hey friends 👋 It’s spooky season, and I’m kicking off a brand-new series called “Scary Things I’ve Learned in 2025.” And let me tell you… we’re starting with the scariest of them all — relationships. 😱
From dishwasher diplomacy and emotional mind-reading to the phrase “I’m fine” (aka the stuff of horror movies), I’m diving into what women actually want — and why communication can feel like a haunted house sometimes. 💬🧠
So grab your drink 🍷 (or coffee ☕… or vodka-Red Bull if it’s that kind of day), take a deep breath, and let’s navigate this messy, hilarious ride called love. ❤️🔥
✨ Episode Highlights:
💡 It’s not the big stuff — We don’t need grand gestures or fireworks 💥… we just want you to follow through and take something off our mental load 🧠💪
🗣️ Communication isn’t talking — Sometimes we just need to vent. No spreadsheets, no PowerPoints, no “solutions.” Just listen. 👂
💌 Consistency > Confetti — Reliability and effort are way sexier than surprise flowers. 🌹
🚨 Silence isn’t peace — When she stops talking, she’s not calm… she’s detaching. 😬
🛑 Safety > Security — We don’t need heroes with tool belts 🧰 — we need partners who make us feel safe to be emotional and messy.
💬 Vulnerability is terrifying — Love means being seen — and that’s the real spooky part. 👀
🍸 What’s in My Cup
This week’s drink: “True Eff-It” — watermelon Red Bull + vodka 🍉⚡ A chaotic classic that’s been fueling my 2025.
💬 Let’s Be Real
Love evolves. Communication’s messy. None of us have it 100% figured out — and that’s okay. We just want to be chosen, even on the hard days. 💞
📲 Tune In, Laugh, and Send It to Your Partner 😂
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⭐ Leave a review if this one hit a nerve (or made you laugh-cry)
➡️ Next week: Scary Thing #2 — The Art of Doing Nothing Badly 😅
Stay chaotic, stay kind, and maybe just listen a little better. 💙🧭